OCSD dan Sefurusu Sunape

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Obsessive Compulsive Snape Disorder - OCSD
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CAUSES:
# British accent
# Greasy hair
# Deep, sensual voice
# Knowledge in potions
# Appearance of dark mark
# Wearing black clothes
# Hating The Boys Who Lived
# Hating bushy haired Know It Alls

SYMPTOMS:
# Excessive drooling
# Inability to focus ones attention on anything unrelated to Snape
# Increased heart rate
# In some cases, hyperventilation. Varies from person to person
# Uncontrollable desire to lick your computer/television screen
# Weakness in the knees
# Fevers
# Trembling
# Inability to breathe
# Hysterical giggling
# Intense horniness

TREATMENTS:
# Posting picture heavy Snape spams on related communities
# Having marathon movie nights consisting solely of Harry Potter films
# Writing pervy Snape fanfiction
# Utilising ones creativity by making Snape icons and graphics and fan art


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Bagaimana Severus Snape diterjemahkan ke dalam bahasa Jepang? Nggak tahu, ya.. tapi ini kalau Severus Snape ditulis dalam bahasa Jepang, bukan dengan Katakana, tetapi dengan Kanji.

Se-fu-ru-su



The first kanji in your name means Avert, the second means Wealthy, the third means Flow and the fourth means Revered.

atau



The first kanji in your name means World, the second means Husband, the third means Absent and the fourth means Child.

Su-na-pe



The first kanji in your name means Revered, the second means Nara and the third means Flowerpot.

atau



The first kanji in your name means Child, the second means Obtain and the third means Section.

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